Best Way to Hide You’re a Serial Killer: BedBunker Concealed Gun Case

28 Jul

bedbunker

Do you live in a dangerous city? Do you want to protect your family? Maybe you’re worried about zombies? Regardless of the reason to have something like this I am already afraid of you and hope we can remain friends. Have I told you how much I like your hair lately?

With the BedBunker ($2,200-$4,000) you can keep your arsenal of firearms safe, secure, and ready for a midnight invasion of post apocalyptic proportion with the Boasting a powder-coated 10 gauge steel body, quarter-inch doors, a heavy-duty fire resistant sealing system, and high-security Mul-T-Lock.  The BedBunker will replace your typical box springs, fitting into most normal bed frames with threaded legs for easy adjustments, and holds as many as 32 rifles and 70 hand guns, or more than enough firepower to last through the first few stages of House of the Dead 2. I mean comfort is so last year anyway. Go bust some heads.

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One Response to “Best Way to Hide You’re a Serial Killer: BedBunker Concealed Gun Case”

  1. Sham 07/28/2009 at 9:54 PM #

    Robby has one of those. But he lives in white collar suburbia, has no family, and zombies are afraid of him.

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