EnvySexyTeaz aka MissMAKAVELLI1985 aka The Worst Person ALIVE!

11 May

No, I am not posting sexy Megan Fox video’s (gotta get that SEO up) and seriously I have no idea who this girl is or how I even came across her atrocious Youtube page (or her actual website), but I did so I will now proceed to poke my eyes out, slam my head against the wall,  and jab my ears with pencils all with the hopes of getting these hideous images out of my mind.

This girl is obviously a real sign that the apocalypse is coming. It’s people like this that make me hate humanity. She’s overweight, yet thinks she’s a Victoria’s Secret model; her voice sounds like a horse getting kicked in balls, yet she obviously thinks she sounds like Alicia Keys; and her freestyle is so humorously atrocious that I want to hop through the computer screen and Terry Tate tackle her. And why the hell does she keep mentioning Tupac? He would be so pissed…  But seriously, I digress. Please take the time to watch all of these. They will change your life (not in a good way).

And ladies, I am not making fun of overweight people, ok? Just this one.

Oh, and if for some reason you wish to follow her broken English on Twitter, here is her account

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3 Responses to “EnvySexyTeaz aka MissMAKAVELLI1985 aka The Worst Person ALIVE!”

  1. dontbeadouchebag 05/12/2010 at 4:16 PM #

    Omg im sooo surprised that there really is people like this in the world. Like I couldn’t stop laughing yet its so sad.well get well ladies

  2. SICKNTIRED 05/11/2010 at 6:09 PM #

    THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT COME FROM ME……SHUT THE F*** UP YOUR HURTING MY EARSSSS!!!!!!

  3. SICKNTIRED 05/11/2010 at 6:07 PM #

    OMFG its BOOTLEG NICKI MANAJ and I dnt even have a name for that other thing over there. This CANT be reall these girls cant really think they are gushing with talent right? NOOOOOOO of course not this has to b a prank…..are we being punkd?

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