Truck Carrying 17,000,000 Bees Kills Two: Worst Death ever

27 May

I don’t even know how to approach this blog post to be honest. While it is extremely sad to hear that two people lost their lives in a horrific four vehicle crash near Minneapolis, Minnesota yesterday. It is, at the same time amazing and implausible the way they went out — being stung to death by 17,000,000 mother f@*!#&g bees, yo! Those of you who are not good with numbers, that is seventeen MILLION bees. Could this possibly be the worst way to die ever? Think about it. Those yuppie bastards who write the Final Destination crap didn’t even think this one up because it’s just so far fetched. If God does exist, he is one sick bastard, or just really hates honey.

According to the Daily Mail:

Rescue crews armed with fire hoses had to battle an angry swarm of bees after a flatbed lorry carrying 17million of the insects was caught in a fatal crash.

It is unclear if they [the two victims] were stung to death or if they died as a result of injuries received in the crash.

Rescuers were forced to stay in emergency vehicles until the worst of the angry swarm could be brought under control. Three hours after the accident, they were still spraying the air with fire hoses in an effort to keep the bees away.

According to me:

HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. BEES!?! I HATE THOSE THINGS. EVEN THE NOISE MAKES ME WET MY PANTS.

This just in, Winne the Pooh has arrived on the scene to help cleen up the mess

 

But in all seriousness, I am very sorry to the families who lost loved ones yesterday. It really is a tragic loss.

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