Archive | July, 2010

Best Ever Angry Kid of the Day (video)

30 Jul

This kid is awesome. He knows what he wants, and if he doesn’t get it he talks shit. He also has a good grasp on what women do to fuck with men’s emotions want at such an early age. Good job, kid. I’m with you, I don’t want to see any of those Zebras, or Giraffes or all the other “gentle animals”. I would much rather see a Lion or† Puma! Chicks, man.

Best Ever: Break Dancing Rain Battle

30 Jul

This video isn’t brand new, but it’s amazing nonetheless. According to Google my sources, this video comes from Yak Films.

I don’t know what impresses me more, the dancing that happens in this video or the fact that these dudes are willing to mess up their gear. I know from experience, NEVER mess with a guy from the hoods’ gear…

Dancers are:

No Noize (red jacket), Man (back jacket), BJ (striped shirt), Dreal (white shirt).

Best Ever: Kenny Powers Baseball Cards

29 Jul

One of the most underrated shows in television history is coming back for its second season this September, and I’m so excited I may have just tinkled a bit in my undies. I’m talking about Eastbound and Down, of course, and the incomparable, Kenny fuckin Powers, y’all!

Danny McBride is probably one of the funniest dude’s in Hollywood, and this show is simply too good for words. So without further adieu I give you the very best Kenny Powers baseball cards. If you ask me, this is incredible marketing by HBO. But you didn’t ask me so I’ll fuck right off.

Thanks, Coed Magazine!

Also, while I’m at it why not add some of the best Kenny Powers quotes from season one??? Yeah, you’re welcome!

  • “Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called ‘patriotism’.”
  • “I’m the man who has the ball. I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick… everyone.”
  • “But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.”

Holy Movie Boners: Robert Rodriguez, Machete Movie (Red-Band Trailer)

28 Jul

Danny Trejo, naked chicks, repelling out of a building using a guys intestines, machetes through the dome-piece!? santo mierda Acabo de caca (look that up). This movie cast list has everything; Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez. Oh and don’t forget Chich Marin, yo!

As the genius behind Film Drunk so eloquently said, “Iím curious as to what being on this set mustíve been like.† Because I imagine that when you put Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez in the same room, everyone ends up bleeding, pregnant, or both.”

So listen, puto, watch theess trailor, ees muy caliente.

Best Video of the Day: Randy Rainbow is Dating Mel Gibson

22 Jul

I don’t normally blog after 10:00pm during the weekday, but shhhhhh don’t tell my mom. Seriously though, as I sat here on my couch in a major food coma, browsing my favorite midget fetish porn sites blogs, I came across this hilarious video of an extremely talented, flamboyantly gay actor named “Randy Rainbow”. I have no idea who this guy is, but looking from his site he seems to be at least somewhat famous.

Anyway, Randy is as gay as can be and dating the every so lovely, Mel Gibson. I really appreciate their relationship. It just seems healthy, yah know! Seriously though, this dude is really a good actor – it actually looks and sounds like he is talking to Mel.

Also, the unicorn has nothing to do with Randy, I just thought it was pretty fitting.

AskMen: The Great Male Survey of 2010

21 Jul

Below are just the highlights. If you’re a real man, you’ll read this. If you’re a smart woman, you’ll take notes.

Click here for the rest of the survery

Best Ever: Awesome Animals

16 Jul

Well the best way to get hits on Youtube is to add the words cute, cuddly, kitten and adorable to the description. I think it’s safe to say that none of these animals fall into any of those categories. What we do have here are crack head dogs, dogs staring at asses, cokehead bears and pissed off owl.

What, I need hits…

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