Twilight: For Guys! (Video)

7 Jul

“I always thought these movies looked really gay, but this is a good gay”

If you’re like me then you want to punch anyone who talks about Twilight. I know that most of the people who talk about this sad excuse for cinema are teens and girls with no friends or social lives, but to me, they deserve a good neck punch more than anyone. And seriously, in my opinion, these movies have set the Women’s Rights Movement back fifty years… just saying.

Ohhhh who would you pick, the vampire or werewolf!? Oh, Edward is so dreamy, he loves Bella so much.

BITCH, HE’S A FUCKING VAMPIRE WEARING A TON OF WHITE MAKE-UP AND OVERACTING EVERY LINE.

I have an idea; how about all of you Twilight fans go jump off a bridge? Cool, thanks.

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One Response to “Twilight: For Guys! (Video)”

  1. Your Fwiend 07/07/2010 at 2:26 PM #

    If I could neck punch everyone who spoke about this crap at work, I wouldn’t have a job.

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