Holy Movie Boners: Robert Rodriguez, Machete Movie (Red-Band Trailer)

28 Jul

Danny Trejo, naked chicks, repelling out of a building using a guys intestines, machetes through the dome-piece!? santo mierda Acabo de caca (look that up). This movie cast list has everything; Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez. Oh and don’t forget Chich Marin, yo!

As the genius behind Film Drunk so eloquently said, “Iím curious as to what being on this set mustíve been like.† Because I imagine that when you put Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez in the same room, everyone ends up bleeding, pregnant, or both.”

So listen, puto, watch theess trailor, ees muy caliente.

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