Archive | October, 2010

Rap News vs News World Order (The war on journalism)

28 Oct

Quite frankly it’s been too long a day for me to sit here and think about anything interesting to write so I’ll just say this; these dudes have skills. Oh and they are clearly up to date on their politics.

Below is the information pulled from Juicemedia:

Who let the Logs out!? Wikileaks drops 400,000 classified documents shedding new light on the Iraq war — the biggest leak of classified military documents in history — sending shockwaves across the Fourth Estate. Rap News marks the occasion by inviting into the studio the former US Secretary of Offense, Donald Rumsfeld. But what starts out as a conventional Rap News interview soon descends into mayhem as the live feed is hijacked by News World Order, eager to spin the record like a disc jockey on crack. Enter Bill O’Really, the champion of Fair & Balanced journalism, dragging us screaming into the No Spine Zone. Only divine intervention can save us now, from a fate worse than death. But beware of imitators; not all is what it seems to be! Join us for a rollercoaster episode of Rap News, featuring a very very special guest appearancance


Fainting Goat Kittens: Yup, Kittens Fainting (Video)

27 Oct

So apparently kittens can actually get cuter. Thanks, world, I’ll take five of them.

According to the source:

charlie and spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as ‘fainting goat’ syndrome. at the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal. This condition has hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. aside from this they are normal

Just for fun, here is an actual fainting goat.

This Baby LOVES Jesus, scares the Bejesus Out of Me!

26 Oct

Ok so I rarely ever see a child that makes me fear the future, nor do I ever really see a child that reminds me so much of an inbred 90 year old. Looks like this kid wins…or loses. Actually, she totally loses. Put your arms down ya puffy little bible thumper and listen to Raffi like a normal kid!

Note to self, stay the hell away from Lakeland Florida. Although with places like the Ignited Church I’m sure this place is party central…

God that’s an ugly child.

Nature is Pretty Neat: Neature Walk – Episode 1

19 Oct

Lenny and his friend Rodney think nature is pretty neat, so they made a neature walk video showing just how gosh darn neat nature really is.  Golly this video is super neat.


Step Up, America! Canadian Politician Kicks Children in the Face (Video)

19 Oct

People always think that Canadians are nice, humble, polite citizens. You know what [you] people? We aren’t! In fact our political advertisements run shit. If you don’t think so, watch your back. You know why? Because Canadians play hockey, rubgy and drink beer really well. That’s right, yah hoser!

Best Ever Fear Mongering: The Mis-Informant – with Jack Black as Nathan Spewman

14 Oct

I’m not really sure what to think of Jack Black. He kinda plays the same role all the time and it gets really annoying, but at the same time he has had a few gems in his days (Envy, Airborne, High Fidelity). I guess I’ll be Switzerland on this one.

In his latest (funny installment) role, Black play  Nathan Spewman — a professional mis-informant who gets paid a buttload of cash from greedy billionaires to spread lies about “Obamacare.”

His latest job: Infiltrate America Ferrera’s third grade class.

Hilarious is what it is.


Best Ever Planet Fitness Commercial: Man With the Magic Boobies

5 Oct

If you haven’t seen this hilarious commercial yet, it means I’m doing my job. BANG! This video is great in so many ways. BANG POW! So enjoy. POW!

Do I need to put my email address in here?

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