Best Ever: Explanation of Bird Death’s (Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell)

11 Jan

This crazy bitch is Cindy Jacobs, a “respected prophet who travels the world ministering not only to crowds of people, but to heads of nations.  Perhaps her greatest ministry is to world influencers who seek her prophetic advice.

Yeah I got that straight from her site.

All I have to say is BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Is this shit for real? Any white, southern, crazy, right wing nut job can now call themselves a prophet? Seems to me she’s interested in more of a profit if yah know what I mean… ahah see what I did there?

So, yeah, anyway you should check her site out and just laugh for hours. Careful though or God might smite you, sinner.

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