Tag Archives: Fail

Best Ever: Scenes from Internet and Street Smarts

29 Mar

 

And the moral of the story is never trust an old man with a mustache. Period.

8:15 minutes of FAILS. Happy Friday to all

1 Oct

I’m sitting here counting down the minutes before my site goes (somewhat) live. So in the meantime I’m browsing the Internet for things that are funny, and things that are painful. Mostly things that are painful though.

But yeah, it’s October 1st. Why not watch people ruin their lives?!

Worst Commercial Ever: Devassa Bem Loura | Paris Hilton

26 Feb

Can I just tell you how ass backwards this commercial is to me? Paris Hilton for a beer commercial in Brazil? Paris Hilton. Seriously? Why the shit would this make any sense to the people of Brazil? Don’t they want to sell beer? Last time I checked, Brazil had the most beautiful women in the world example one, example two, example three, example four. Why the hell would anyone outsource this shit? Whoever thought this ad campaign up needs to be slapped in the junk with a metal glove. I’m really disappointed actually. She is the anti-christ and not even a hot one at that. They might as well have used this sexy dude thing for the commercial. At least Rosie probably drinks beer. I’m pretty sure the only substance Paris doesn’t abuse is beer. Maybe if this commercial was for cocaine, MDMA or Xanax it would be more fitting, but beer? Seriously! How can she snort beer?

Anyway, here is the ridiculous commercial.

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