Anyone who’s known me long enough knows that I used to be fairly heavy into the ones and twos. It’s shit like this that makes me miss scratching and mixing beats. It’s also shit like this that makes me realize why I stopped doing it in the first place.
DJ Craze needs no introduction for most, but for those of you who are not aware of this magician (assholes) he has won five DMC World Championships. Which is just flippin insane. Anyway, enough talk. Go listen to this masterpiece.
This crazy bitch is Cindy Jacobs, a “respected prophet who travels the world ministering not only to crowds of people, but to heads of nations. Perhaps her greatest ministry is to world influencers who seek her prophetic advice.”
Yeah I got that straight from her site.
All I have to say is BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Is this shit for real? Any white, southern, crazy, right wing nut job can now call themselves a prophet? Seems to me she’s interested in more of a profit if yah know what I mean… ahah see what I did there?
So, yeah, anyway you should check her site out and just laugh for hours. Careful though or God might smite you, sinner.
This crazily over exaggerated maniac is hand model, Ellen Sirot. Here she speaks with Katie Couric on CBS news about, ummm, hand stuff?
Straight up, this woman is nuts. Like, must have no friends nuts…. She definitely does not have a boyfriend. For Christ sake, she doesn’t use her hands for shit! You know what that means. If you don’t, maybe you shouldn’t be reading my blog (no handjobs).
Well these guys have my ultimate respect. What a bunch of crazy bastards! I almost dirtied my undies watching this on YouTube. Did I say almost? Excuse me while I go change.
Via: Dailywh.at
If you read my blog then you know my updates are usually meant to be funny. I like to lighten the mood and allow my readers a good chuckle while they’re at their soul crushing 9 to 5 jobs. Not today my friends. Last night while doing a little research I came across this crazy ass bitch by the name of Shirley Phelps-Roper who is spokesperson for the Westboro Baptist Church her nazi father founded in the 1950s. In all honesty, crazy isn’t even an appropriate word for someone like this. These people are more like, bat shit crazy and highly unbalanced.
I am at a total loss for words. I want to sit here and write a twenty page article about this woman yet when I try to type all that happens is me seeing red… I mean, the church’s website is gothatesfags.com…. Seriously???? It amazes me that there are actually people who think this way, especially in this day of age. The funny part about it is they have less than 100 members and 90% of those are part of her family. Incest much? Anyway, I never thought that I would say this, but FOX News does a great job during these interviews… which really isn’t hard because this chick is off her rocker, but fuck this bitch and her “gods” wrath. I hope she dies a very painful death. Watch the videos and see where I’m coming from, please.
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