Archive | January, 2011

“A Little Like You” – Adrian Grenier (video)

27 Jan

Everything in this video confuses me. This is from a movie? A real movie? Do you think he has to play Vince to play these roles (guy behind the guy type thing)? I never even remember that he’s real, I just think of him in character.

I ran into him the other day at Ave B and 2nd Street in the city. He’s a lot taller than I’d imagined. That has nothing to do with this blog. And I’ve never imagined his height.



Best Ever: Blurb, Banksy’s Official Statement for Oscar Nomination

27 Jan

Love this guy.

I don’t agree with the concept of award ceremonies, but I’m prepared to make an exception for the ones I’m nominated for. The last time there was a naked man covered in gold paint in my house, it was me.”

Is there anything this guy can’t do? Even his quotes are great.


Stephen “Lighting” “Backbone” Tyrone Colbert, Senior Yearbook Entry

27 Jan

I wouldn’t have expected anything less from Mr. Colbert, that slick son of a bitch.


Ron de Jeremy Rum, Bitches!

26 Jan

That’s right, readers of my blog, your favorite Mario (with a hardon) lookalike, Ron Jeremy has a rum line. The product has been created by master distiller Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez, who I assume has an amazing sense of humor and a serious passion for troll porn.

According to the site description, Ron de Jeremy “opens up smoothly, showcasing a high level of craftsmanship. the oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly, yet gently enough to allow hints of vanilla and raw sugarcane to reveal themselves. The finish is elegant and long.” Ok so enough about his dick, tell me about the rum. OHHHHH

Price is TBD


Human Planet – Web exclusive series trailer – BBC One (video)

19 Jan

Holy earth boners, Batman. This series looks ridonculous. BBC never ceases to amaze me. If it were legal to marry a network, you best believe we’d be hitched. Actually I bet that would become legal before gay marriage. Just sayin…

Best Ever: The Nic Cage Song (Video)

18 Jan

Well what can I say about Nic Cage that hasn’t been said by every other person on the planet? It’s no news that this guy is certifiably insane. I mean, off of his fucking rocker nuts. So with that being said, here is a mashup of all of his freakouts. There are a lot in case you were wondering.

According to my source this video was created by hybridZer0 for the Toby “Radiation” Fox homage to Academy Award-winning actor Nic Cage. According to me, well played, sir.

Best Ever: The Many Careers of Bill Murray

14 Jan

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I LOVE Bill Murray. In a completely non-sexual way though, pervert.


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