Everything in this video confuses me. This is from a movie? A real movie? Do you think he has to play Vince to play these roles (guy behind the guy type thing)? I never even remember that he’s real, I just think of him in character.
I ran into him the other day at Ave B and 2nd Street in the city. He’s a lot taller than I’d imagined. That has nothing to do with this blog. And I’ve never imagined his height.
“ I don’t agree with the concept of award ceremonies, but I’m prepared to make an exception for the ones I’m nominated for. The last time there was a naked man covered in gold paint in my house, it was me.”
Is there anything this guy can’t do? Even his quotes are great.
That’s right, readers of my blog, your favorite Mario (with a hardon) lookalike, Ron Jeremy has a rum line. The product has been created by master distiller Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez, who I assume has an amazing sense of humor and a serious passion for troll porn.
According to the site description, Ron de Jeremy “opens up smoothly, showcasing a high level of craftsmanship. the oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly, yet gently enough to allow hints of vanilla and raw sugarcane to reveal themselves. The finish is elegant and long.” Ok so enough about his dick, tell me about the rum. OHHHHH
Price is TBD
Well what can I say about Nic Cage that hasn’t been said by every other person on the planet? It’s no news that this guy is certifiably insane. I mean, off of his fucking rocker nuts. So with that being said, here is a mashup of all of his freakouts. There are a lot in case you were wondering.
According to my source this video was created by hybridZer0 for the Toby “Radiation” Fox homage to Academy Award-winning actor Nic Cage. According to me, well played, sir.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I LOVE Bill Murray. In a completely non-sexual way though, pervert.
This amazing video is a mashup of Sarah Palin’s breathing taken straight from her ridiculous speech yesterday about the Tucson shootings last week. I don’t think I could despise another human as much as her. But I’ll keep trying, don’t you worry.
Thank you, Al Gore for the inventing the Internet.
This crazy bitch is Cindy Jacobs, a “respected prophet who travels the world ministering not only to crowds of people, but to heads of nations. Perhaps her greatest ministry is to world influencers who seek her prophetic advice.”
Yeah I got that straight from her site.
All I have to say is BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Is this shit for real? Any white, southern, crazy, right wing nut job can now call themselves a prophet? Seems to me she’s interested in more of a profit if yah know what I mean… ahah see what I did there?
So, yeah, anyway you should check her site out and just laugh for hours. Careful though or God might smite you, sinner.
Holy nerd boners!
This video comes from damewse, a Youtuber frustrated with NASA’s incompetence in dealing with Media of any type. Seriously though, he’s got a point:
“I got frustrated with NASA and made this video. NASA is the most fascinating, adventurous, epic institution ever devised by human beings, and their media sucks. Seriously. None of their brilliant scientists appear to know how to connect with the social media crowd, which is now more important than ever. In fact, NASA is an institution whose funding directly depends on how the public views them.”
So anyway, thanks to this film I will go to my room, lie face down, kick my feet and cry to my cats about how I used to want to be an astronaut. Thanks, dude. You made my life seem so much more shitty than I already thought.
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